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andrewscottlove:

bmbuniverse:

Andrew Scott - I need someone to sing with me
 <3

what the fuck what the fuck whaaat the fucckk 

First thought: Andrew Scott can sing?
Second thought: Andrew Scott can sing. O_O
Third thought: Imma cry

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TAKING A CUP AND FILLING IT FROM EVERY SODA TAP IS CALLED:

teafortrouble:

sushinfood:

vastderp:

revode:

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theoldaeroplane:

roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

vastderp:

  • GRAVEYARD
  • SUICIDE
  • OTHER (PLZ SPECIFY)

i am just curious what other kids called this phenomenon

'suicide coke' was when you got every flavor syrup in a coke. 'reactor coolant' was when you mixed coke, sprite, mountain dew, orange soda, etc. or some other variant on nuclear waste, nuke juice, mutant serum, cuz if you went heavy on the dew it came out greenish. we pretended it gave us superpowers. :D

i heard boys call it ‘garbage juice’ when it mixed out brown-green, because they were generally the only ones who cared more about being gross than having a drinkable item. my set of friends—mostly girls—called it suicide because that’s what the big girls called it and the big girls assured us that one girl really had died from mixing too many kinds of sugars together and exploding her heart. when i was a big girl myself i assured plenty of little girls that this was a real and for true science fact. 

it was just a “suicide” for any kind of extravagantly-mixed soda for us! easy to remember.

Other: Swamp water!

I think we called that a kamikaze!

oh damn that takes me back! swamp water was unknown in the Willamette Valley in the 80s and 90s, but i def. heard kamikaze once or twice.

We called it swamp water out in ontario back in the early 90s! :D

Swamp water!!

'Suicide' is what we call it on the West Coast. Anything approaching three or more of any different types of soda would count. I'm sure the young'ins nowadays call it 'YOLO'.

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Anonymous said: tbh since we saw Margot is pregnant I'm like 99% sure she had sex with Will intending on having a male Verger heir so she can kill Mason she did mention the whole bloodline thing earlier and Mason did say their dad's problem with her is that she won't reproduce

abigail-rising:

yea it certainly makes sense for margot to want a male heir, but i much prefer the version in the books where she kills mason and steals his sperm to artificially inseminate her lover judy. she leverages the system of patriarchy which insists on a male bloodline; by taking mason’s semen she takes his power too. that seems like a fitting end for mason, turning his own violence against him.

in the show, they’re rolling out two tropes which i really hate - “lesbian but not really” and “crazy lying sperm-snatching woman”. these tropes are just so DULL and they’ve been done to death and i hoped for better :/

…So. The BETTER version of the two is the one where Margot’s child is the son of… her brother. Who is also her rapist.

ಠ_ಠ

And of course, let’s also not forget that the better version is where Margot is under Mason’s thumb for very nearly the entire book under the pretense that Mason will eventually willingly give up his sperm to impregnate Margot’s girlfriend with. Until the very end when she is convinced to kill Mason by Hannibal.

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icarusing:

storytellerondvd:

Every time I listen to episodes of  ”Cabin Pressure”  with Mr.Birling in it this is who I think of. I ONLY ever see the “Because of reasons” comic so I’ve put in some Birling lines. 

THIS IS ACTUALLY 100% HOW I PICTURE MR. BIRLING THOUGH.

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doxian:

Gary Golden is the best thing about VTM:B

HOLY SHIT, YES DOXI, THANK YOU!

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baroqueviolins:

In honor of Hannibal tonight, I decided to make a lovely iced tea to drink during the show. The reason why this is so special is  because the tea is blood red :D In addition, my older sister made a hookah bowl that apparently taste like Hannibal?

Yeah,  think we have some issues.

Yooooooo.
It’s the prick of cinnamon and earthy spices, a splash of merlot, a twist of citrus and rose petals. It’s amazing.

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the-last-hair-bender:

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

*cackles like a hag*

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believe it or not… i even love you, wolverine.

boy, you are drunk. love you too, elf.

CAN I JUST SAY and take a moment out of your lives to LET YOU KNOW! That this was one of my first OTPs. Seriously.

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ingthing:

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thepurpleeyedone:

beamkatanachronicles:

thepurpleeyedone:

beamkatanachronicles:

appleseeddrama:

THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.



Your honor, something is amiss here!
As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled! 
Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?

Where are the bar codes?!
This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!! 


Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.

Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.

If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.

Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!


Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!! 
(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—
…! I’ve got it!)
While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books? 
Well, Edgeworth?



While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.
Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.

They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?
Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.

At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.

I see the issue here very clearly.
Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.

(W-wait, but I’m not—)


WAIT!!!

I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!

We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.

Photo Close-up added to the court record!


As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!

And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo" was the first to come to my mind!
A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!
Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!

And there’s more! 
The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture" Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: "Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes &amp; Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!" and "Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!
Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!
How’s that for decisive evidence?

ingthing:

beamkatanachronicles:

thepurpleeyedone:

beamkatanachronicles:

thepurpleeyedone:

beamkatanachronicles:

appleseeddrama:

THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.

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Your honor, something is amiss here!

As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled! 

Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?

image

Where are the bar codes?!

This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!! 

Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.

Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.

If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.

Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!

image

Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!! 

image
(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—

image
…! I’ve got it!)

While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books? 

Well, Edgeworth?

While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.

Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.

They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?

Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.

At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.

I see the issue here very clearly.

image
Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.

image

(W-wait, but I’m not—)

image

WAIT!!!

I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!

We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.

Photo Close-up added to the court record!

As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!

And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo" was the first to come to my mind!

A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!

Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!

And there’s more! 

The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture" Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: "Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!" and "Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!

Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!

How’s that for decisive evidence?

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